Duckman Season Three Synopses


NOIR GANG (#4224)
In this film noir send-up, Duckman and Cornfed investigate the murder of buxom exotic dancer Tamara Le Boinque, voiced by Bebe Neuworth. Guest voices also include Carl Reiner as a priest with a salacious imagination.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT (#4223)
Bernice hires a luscious French nanny -- actually King Chicken in disguise -- and Duckman heads down the road to temptation. Even though, for the first time in his life, he never actually does anything wrong, he is slapped with a sexual harrassment charge -- all part of King Chicken's evil plot. (Tim Curry is the voice of King Chicken.)
GRANDMA-MA'S FLATULENT ADVENTURE (#4225)
Duckman loses Grandma-ma on the way to a rest home. She embarks on a wild adventure which includes a train ride, a stint as a sorority girl, a flight on the space shuttle, and ultimately, freezing to death in Arctic waters. In a send-up of the funeral industry Duckman stages an elaborate and overpriced funeral for her -- but is Grandma-ma really dead? Guest voices include John Astin.
COLOR OF NAUGHT (#4226)
Lolita Davidovich reprises her role of Angela, an unwitting pawn in yet another diabolical plot by Duckman's arch-enemy, the evil genious King Chicken (Tim Curry). This time, King Chicken's scheme involves destroying the entire city, leaving Duckman alone to suffer. Other guest voices include Kathy Najimy and Judy Tanuta.
SPERMS OF ENDEARMENT (#4327)
When the alarm on Bernice's biological clock goes off, she visits a sperm bank, run by Terry "Duke" Tetzloff (played by John Astin), the shady sperm bank owner/operator/salesman who aides Bernice with her insemination. Unfortunately, she discovers that the likely source of her impregnation is none other than Duckman.
A ROOM WITH A BELLEVUE (#4328)
Duckman pleads insanity to avoid paying a $10 fine, ends up trapped in an asylum -- and loves it. Things get even better when he's given electro-shock and released: finally our hero is at peace with the world's madness. John Byner guest voices as Dr. Morsink, Bronson Pinchot as Dr. Ducharme, and Victoria Jackson as the sing-songy nurse in this insane asylum.
APOCALYPSE NOT (#4329)
Not knowing the whole town is in an underground shelter for a disaster drill, Duckman thinks he's the last duck on earth and launches an orgy of looting and destruction -- till he meets the last woman. Guest voice provided by Roddy McDowall.
CLEAR AND PRESIDENTE DANGER (#4330)
On vacation with his family in an impoverished Caribbean country, Duckman's rant against the outrage of pay toilets leads to a revolution, wherein he's installed as dictator, and Cornfed is forced to lead a band of rebels to overthrow him.
THE GIRLS OF ROUTE CANAL (#4331)
In a sappy flashback quite reminiscent of "The Bridges of Madison County," Duckman recalls his courtship of Beatrice, back when he was a travelling nudie photographer. David Duchovney guests as the voice of Robert, the loving husband, who stands between Duckman's and Beatrice's unbridled passion.
THE MALLARDIAN CANDIDATE (#4332)
Duckman discovers that all the world's conspiracy theories are true when he is brainwashed by the World Domination League to assassinate Cornfed.
PIG AMOK (#4333)
Cornfed is hit by a genetic biological frenzy -- he must mate within twenty-four hours or die. When Bernice does the deed to save him, he falls head-over-hooves in love with her. Guest voices include Peter Strauss as the Narrator, Blair Underwood as Davis, Lee Meriwether as Widow Liebner, Thomas Gibson as the Hunky Doctor, and Bob Guccione as himself.
THE ONCE AND FUTURE DUCK (#4334)
When Ajax accidentally tears a hole in the space-time continuum (hey, it happens), Duckman is visited by hordes of Duckmen from the future, each with different demands on how he lives his life to keep them happy. Rhonda Shear, host of USA's "Up All Night," guests as herself.
PLANET OF THE DOPES (#4335)
Ajax is abducted by inferior beings and taken to their happy, yet backward, planet called Beta Max where they worship him as a leader. The Beta Maxians follow his Duckman-inspired wisdom as if it were gospel, and soon enough their simplistic existence becomes corrupted with hate, bile, rage and nudie shows. Lisa Kudrow provides the voice for all the female Beta Maxians (as they all sound alike).
AGED HEAT (#4336)
A vicious killer holds the Duckman household hostage for many desperate hours -- and she's a dead ringer for Grandma-ma. Brian Doyle Murray provides the voice for Agnes, the evil imposter of Grandma-ma.
THEY CRAVED DUCKMAN'S BRAIN (#4337)
In a satire of the American health care system, Duckman's brain tissue is discoverd to hold a cure for cancer -- and the profit-obsessed medical establishment will stop at nothing to supress it. Guest voices are Maureen McGovern, Judith Light and Joe Walsh, as himself.
THE ROAD TO DENDRON (#4338)
In homage to the Hope-Crosby "Road" pictures, Duckman and Cornfed travel to the sand-swept Sahara in search of the kidnapped Ajax and stumble on a plot to kill an exotic desert princess -- who is an exact double for Ajax! Guest voices provided by Amanda Plummer, James Avery, Jay Thomas and John Rhys-Davies.
EXILE IN GUYVILLE (#4339)
Duckman's ads for a new line of sexist female wear so polarizes the country that it causes the ultimate gender rift -- men move to the Western part of America, women to the East. Can a nation, or civilization for that matter, survive?
AGED HEAT 2: WOMEN IN HEAT (#4340)
In a sendup of prison exploitation movies, Duckman is arrested on a technicality and sentenced to life -- but to his ultimate rapture -- in a women's prison. Guest voices include Kathy Ireland, Sheena Easton, Cathy Moriarty, and Sandra Bernhard.
THE LONGEST WEEKEND (#4341)
In a satire on nationalism, the Dutch Elm Street Association gets a special favor for its block, spurring Duckman's North Phlegm Street to form its own group, with Duckman as President. Despite Cornfed's peace-keeping efforts, an actual war breaks out between the two neighborhoods. Gilbert Gottfried guest voices as Art DeSalvo, Andrea Martin as Mayor Gallagher, and Judy Tenuta as Edna.
THE AMAZING COLOSSAL DUCKMAN (#4342)
A rare disease causes Duckman to grow several inches each time he rants against society. He enjoys the power that comes with his new size until daily life becomes impossible. Finding he can't stifle his rants, Duckman exiles himself to an uninhabited island where he's forced to admit that, obnoxious as they are, he needs other people.
COCK TALES FOR FOUR (#4343)
Duckman and Bernice go to meet Ajax's girlfriend's parents -- who turn out to be King and Honey Chicken. The lifelong enemies actually overcome their traditional hostility until, as the drinks flow, suburban jealousy and sexual tensions rear their ugly heads. Judith Light guest voices as Honey Chicken.
ALL ABOUT ELLIOT (#4344)
The agency gets a college intern who simultaneously indulges Duckman's self-destructive behavior and undermines Cornfed's reputation. Duckman must finally choose between his loyal companion and the flashy new assistant -- who may be trying to kill him. Guest voice by Chris Elliot.
COOLIO RUNNINGS (#4345)
Stuck with the athletically-challenged Ajax as his partner for the Father-Son Picnic Games, Duckman attempts to adopt a more impressive physical specimen -- who turns out to be a pop singing idol. Rap recording star Coolio guests as himself.
FROM BRAD TO WORSE (#4346)
Duckman discovers that an old high school classmate has become homeless due to something Duckman did 20 years ago, and his guilt-ridden attempts to help miraculously make the guy's life even worse. Peter Scolari guests as Brad.
DAMMIT, HOLLYWOOD (#4347)
When Duckman becomes a movie mogul, the glamour, fame and opulence quickly go to his head. Only when he is forced to confront the people he's alienated is he brought -- quickly -- back to earth, in action scenes featuring the three biggest stars in Hollywood. Julie Moran of "Entertainment Tonight" guest voices as herself with Brandon Fraser.
BONFIRE OF THE PANTIES (#4348)
Cornfed, Charles, and Mambo take pity on Duckman and his pathetic love life, combining their vast scientific knowledge to create the ultimate aphrodisiac for him. Beautiful women by the dozens start finding him irresisitable, but when one very special (and famous) woman falls for him after he runs out of love potion, no one believes it's for real.

Duckman is a Klasky Csupo / Paramount Television production in association with Reno & Osborn Productions and based upon the underground comic created by Everett Peck.

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